Delighting in the down to earth humor of Roy Blount Jr.

SALISBURY — First of all, the name is pronounced “Blunt.” With that bit of business out of the way, talented author and humorist Roy Blount Jr. set about regaling his audience with a selection of stories that brought chuckles of recognition and more that elicited actual laughter. As they say, the audience was held in the palm of his hand.

Presented by the Salisbury Forum, the event was held on Friday, Oct. 21, at Housatonic Valley Regional High School, drawing a near capacity audience to the auditorium. Forum President Pat Jenny noted that the free program was sponsored by CT Humanities and numerous area residents through their donations.

Jenny’s introduction noted that Blount, now a resident of New Orleans part of the year, and Mill River, Massachusetts, during good weather months was born and raised in Decatur, Georgia. College years were spent at Vanderbilt University.

Creativity is plentiful in Blount, leading him to make contributions along a variety of avenues, including as an author, storyteller, regular on PBS’ “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me,” and the former “Prairie Home Companion.” His professional credits include accomplishment as an actor, screenwriter, poet and journalist.

“Two questions never to ask an author: ‘How is your book coming?’ and, ‘How is your book doing?’,” Blount advised early on, adding, “Clearly, literary recognition is not all that it’s cracked up to be.”

Years of his career were devoted to writing for Sports Illustrated, an assignment that once brought him a trip to Los Angeles to interview NBA star Wilt Chamberlain, whom he found to be quite tall and living in a home with high ceilings. The audience rode along with that story, delighting in the seemingly spontaneous tangents because they always led seamlessly back to the original thread.

Stories of New York City and the theater world were next, with Blount suggesting that many plays could be made better if the production paused half-way through and opened up for questions from the audience.

That became Blount’s cue to do the same, rather than waiting for the end. Questions were numerous, bringing him to reveal his age (81), not because anyone asked, but it did seem to fit in somehow.

From his residence in New Orleans, Blount said he has noticed that the Mississippi River is drying up, but in doing so, strange objects are being revealed, that if not for the drought, would have remained hidden.

Blount spent considerable time hanging out with the Pittsburgh Steelers, he said, presumably again due to his time at Sports Illustrated.

The subject turned to actor Bill Murray and the film that cost $40 million to produce, but did not do very well, Blount recalled.

The plot centered on the protagonist having inherited an elephant. The elephant behaved well enough on set but did not tolerate the other small animals essential to the plot.

“Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” is “fun backstage,” Blount reported. Panelists do not know in advance what’s coming, but they do know the general topic for the “Bluff the Listener” segment, where panelists need to create a plausible, fantastic story.  “Prairie Home Companion” was fun backstage also.

Blount said that he would like there to be a “Senior Jeopardy” for senior contestants where ample extra time would be allowed to ring in with a response.

For senior citizens who occasionally forget the punch line of a joke or a key point in an anecdote, Blount chalks that up to “senior anecdotage.”

Thinking back over his unmet career goals, he said that he would have liked to have appeared on “I Love Lucy,” and he would have liked to attempt to “crack up” Queen Elizabeth.

In the musical realm, Blount said that he appears with a group of writers in a band called “The Rock Bottom Remainders,” not as a musical performer, exactly, more like a commentator or vocal interjector.

“We’ve been all over the country performing — not well,” he added.

The Salisbury Forum is a local nonprofit organization, hosting speakers on a broad range of topics.

For information and to learn about upcoming programs, go to www.salisburyforum.org.

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