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Salibury’s Tom Morrison is back with another novel,”Who Put the Bots in the Tort$”
Described by the author as a legal farce, the new book picks up the ongoing saga of ambitious and creative lawyers Pap and Pup Peters, who specialize in class-action lawsuits.
The clients are larger-than-life — and twice as crazy.
And the lawsuits?
Well, this time around we’ve got artificial intelligence encroaching on the world of adult entertainers and political action committees. (Apparently AI makes connections mere mortals cannot grasp.)
We’ve got high-dollar fences handling jewelry stolen from the great and the good.
And we’ve got people fighting with zoning boards about lawn mowing ordinances. (Never mind hot air balloon-landing regulations.)
As usual, Morrison has fun with names. One of his more memorable characters, the redoubtable Mona Lott, is doing battle with the Planning and Zoning Commission over when lawn mowing is allowed.
There’s an investment firm that might sound vaguely familiar: Goldman Slacks
There’s a mention of an important legal case: “Ruth v. Gehrig, decided by Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis of the Southern District of New York.”
And there’s an artist. A famous, important artist. This artist is also a pig, named “Pigcasso,” who is “the first animal to host a solo art exhibit.”
The flow of jokes and gags — some one-offs, some extended — can get overwhelming if the reader spends too much time considering the merits of each one.
The best way to enjoy Morrison’s cockamamie world is to just sit back and let it flow.
You can always go back later and figure out which joke most strongly resembles which recent headline.
Fabric fundraiser fills White Hart
Textiles & Treasures on Nov. 15 and 16 at the White Hart Inn in Salisbury, showcased an extraordinary sale of global wares. The collection included textiles and home goods for dining and décor with table linens from India (Anokhi), Sweden (Jobs), Finland (Marimekko); Clothing tailored in Thailand, India, Mexico, Indonesia, Africa and Ukraine; Silver objects from Mexico and Thailand; Baskets from Mexico, Malaysia, Ecuador, Scandinavia; Jewelry from Africa; Pre-Colombian reproductions from Galeria Cano. 100% of the sales went to benefit the Little Guild’s new building.
Legal Notices 11/21/24
Legal Notice
Notice of a formation of a NY Limited Liability Company, Galanos and Galanos, LLC. Articles of organization filing date with Secretary of State (SSNY) was 07/29/2024. Service of process and agent shall mail to; Suzanne Galanos, 43 Market Street, Poughkeepsie, NY 12601. Purpose: General
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TOWN OF AMENIA PLANNING BOARD
NOTICE OF
PUBLIC HEARING
PLEASE TAKE NOTICE that pursuant to Chapter 121 of the Code of the Town of Amenia and NYS Town Law Article 16, a public hearing will be convened by the Town of Amenia Planning Board at 7:00 p.m. on December 11, 2024 to consider the application of Troutbeck Holdings LP for Site Plan Review approval to authorize Phase 8 of its adaptive reuse plan for a 43.5 acre parcel located at 515 Leedsville Road, Town of Amenia, Dutchess County (Tax Parcel # 132000-7267-00-227675)(the “Application”).
PLEASE TAKE FURTHER NOTICE that a copy of the Application is on file in the Office of The Planning Board for public viewing and inspection during normal business hours. The Application can also be viewed and downloaded from the Town’s official website at www.ameniany.gov.
PLEASE TAKE FURTHER NOTICE that the Planning Board will hear all persons interested in the Application at the public hearing noticed herein. All persons may appear at the hearing in person or by agent and may also submit written comments to the Planning Board at or prior to such hearing by emailing comments to Planning Board Secretary Judy Westfall at jwestfall@ameniany.gov.
Robert Boyles, Jr., Chairman
Town of Amenia
Planning Board
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Legal Notice
The Board of Trustees of the Evergreen Cemetery Inc. have scheduled a lot owners and general business meeting on November 23, 2024 at 10:00am. The meeting will be held at the American Legion Post #426 located at 9 North Main Street Pine Plains, NY 12567.
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Classifieds 11/21/24
Help Wanted
Daycare Teacher - Undermountain Child Care Center: Now hiring a Floater/Toddler teacher position at Undermountain Child Care Center on the campus of Berkshire School, Monday through Friday. Experience is preferred, but we are willing to train the right person. Teacher certification a plus but not required. CORI and other background checks required. Submit resume and letter of interest to Tammy Wysocki, Director of UMCC, Berkshire School. twysocki@berkshireschool.org. Phone: 413-229-1850.
Full Time Universal Banker: Responsible for generating business and deepening customer relationships. Must possess strong customer service and sales skills and be detail oriented. Previous cash handling experience is important. Responsible to adhere to policies, procedures, and ensure operational soundness. Must have full working knowledge of Microsoft Office Suite. Must be able to work extended hours and must work Saturdays. Competitive wages and incentive programs. Apply in person at the Lakeville office of Litchfield Bancorp, A Division of Northwest Community Bank, 326 Main Street, Lakeville. EOE/AA/M/F/D/V.
Services Offered
Carpenter and tile setter: now offering handyman services. Over 35 years experience. 413-229-0260 or email at tylerhomeprop@yahoo.com.
Lamp repair and rewiring: Serving the Northwest Corner. 413-717-2494.
Hector Pacay Service: House Remodeling, Landscaping, Lawn mowing, Garden mulch, Painting, Gutters, Pruning, Stump Grinding, Chipping, Tree work, Brush removal, Fence, Patio, Carpenter/decks, Masonry. Spring and Fall Cleanup. Commercial & Residential. Fully insured. 845-636-3212.
Real Estate
PUBLISHER’S NOTICE: Equal Housing Opportunity. All real estate advertised in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1966 revised March 12, 1989 which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination based on race, color religion, sex, handicap or familial status or national origin or intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination. All residential property advertised in the State of Connecticut General Statutes 46a-64c which prohibit the making, printing or publishing or causing to be made, printed or published any notice, statement or advertisement with respect to the sale or rental of a dwelling that:indicates any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, creed, color, national origin, ancestry, sex, marital status, age, lawful source of income, familial status, physical or mental disability or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.
Rooms For Rent
Room for rent in Cornwall: Small house w/ one other person + cat. $1,000/mo + 1/2 utils. You must have steady job + good credit. No drugs, smoking, other pets. maja.gray@gmail.com.
Tag Sales
Lakeville, CT
Moving sale: Sat 11/23 only. 10-3. Reservoir Rd. Lakeville. Look for signs.